Wednesday, August 19, 2015

Uninstalling LoL for the 10000th time


(just another one of my yearly fuck league threads)

This game is a fucking soul sucker. Especially if you get into ranked.

Leagues are designed so you will play over and over and over as your mmr (match making rating) deteriorates and you lose / win less League points each match.

"carry harder then"
Nigga please, people say this but it's a complete joke. You have 4 other twats on your team who you have to rely on to get through the 30+ minute game.

You are going to have the toxic fucks who blame everyone for every little mistake.
The complete newbies who got carried into your league somehow.
The niggas who decide to go afk before the match even starts.
The trolls who have lost hope in life and don't give a tit about the outcome.



I'm tired of putting in so many hours to such a heaping pile of shit.
It's a fun game but when you want to progress in ranked it becomes sickening.
I played on LAS and went 8-2 with my placements and went into Gold 3.

All these basement dwelling cave trolls look like they're gonna drop dead from a stroke at any minute. If you want to come even close to competitive gaming you better be ready to set aside 15+ hours a day for this shit if you ever want to make a name for yourself.




Nigga you either needs downs or no life to become a best player.
I wish I could get back all those wasted hours.

The people over at Riot know how to trigger those "feel good" sensors in your brain while you play. This is why people are addicted.

Uninstalling League of Legends just unlocked +1000% in productivity.

I need a better game please.

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